Soo I got on YouTube today... and couldn't find the volume button.
Who thinks they need to stop updating it?? >.<
Hmm... Oh yeah, I was helping mom put stuff on the table for dinner, and Luke still wasn't coming down after we had called him like three times. So she randomly goes "Luke!! It's time for din-din!!"
Everything in the room froze.
It was like slow motion. The plate I had been holding slipped through my fingers, and landed on the floor with a loud shatter of glass. A high pitched scream of "NOO!!!!" rang through our ears that I was pretty sure came from me.
Yeah, not really... but that would've been epic.
I just gave her this creeped out look and restrained my self.
But you all know my mom's scary. Let's talk about something you DON'T know.
For example...my strangeness. It's really starting to creep me out. So much so that I'm starting to wonder if people can notice. :s For starters, I was making toast this morning and burnt about 2 slices before I actually got it right. Then, when I was ironing, I was tempted to put my hand on the iron instead of the fabric to test how hot it was. Oh, and when I was fixing my hair, I almost picked up scissors instead of a hair clip, and very nearly clipped off a large portion of my bangs. o.O
Now I'm sure this is all news to you guys, so I hope you aren't shocked by these incidents. But just know that I'm getting a (new) therapist next week, and all should (hopefully) be fine in a few days.
As a matter of fact, I'm supposed to call the Therapy Agency in a few minutes, so bah-bye.
17 comments:
yeah...that be you. :D
actually im like the ultimate dish breaker in the family...ive broken either 3 or 4 glasses just in *this year*, like, literal 2010.
yup. hehe
my dish breaking total this year is about 3-4 mostly plates and old glasses that we don't like but i see some more breaking s in the future
hehehehe yyeahh... im working on the magical teleport that takes me to the moments right before you fall down the stairs. :D ive never actually been there when they happen. it depresses me. :(
really...and are you sure they're accidents? or do you purposely pick out the ugly ones and throw them on the floor.. :P
that's what i do anyway...
ehh with the ugly ones i can never be sure as for the stairs, i got tired of hitting that hard part at the end and i placed a bean bag chair there makes for great fun. me and my friends spend hours falling down the stairs now :D
what friends? you killed them all off after you took the beanbag away when they fell down the stairs, remember? i warned you about this... :\
heh...yeah, we know, Jeanna. we'll always know... o_o cuz whatever comes out of your head is just...well, plain scary.
ohh come on they was ok and its not like the remember it
yeah, cuz now they're in acoma. :\ just think, the last memory they have is of you grinning evilly while you jerked the beanbag away... pretty scary.
no no really they r fine i mean you would know it....i mean i consider u a friend not the kind i would push down stairs but eh like every one else u jumped XD tho some pplz sorta remembers something like that......
... i jumped down the stairs? i don't remember that... :s
thats right i said that u hit ur head pretty hard so did every one else
oh. that would explain it.
wait were u there too? i hit my head too in fact the only person who remembers it right was molly she sorta was the one who came up with the whole idea
yeah, she was the gangsta in the background showing off her bling.
don't worry, the only reason i remember her is cuz molly told me. :\ this memory thing is getting sorta annoying...
ya mollys gangsta like that....XD
hahaha flip yes i am! ;)
Smart, Lily. Smart. :P :P :P
I've broken...One glass this year and one mug...Thankfully (Dad owns all the mugs) it wasn't his favorite. :P
Your mom IS scary. O.O
what?? why do people keep thinking i actually BROKE something!! I didn't!! It was... artistic writing. * nod *
hehehe you know my mom reads this stuff, right? hehehhe. :P jk she won't hurt. XD
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